Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Five: Electricity
Your life is far from static. You’ll find someone who will spark your interest, generate good ideas and generally shock you. Take charge and you’ll find your load lightening.
View ArticleSix Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Eight: Elephants
I’ve very keen eyes: I can see through a car’s trunk to see the contents inside (several large ears of corn, a trumpet and a exercise machine for the thighs and calves). Now if you don’t believe me, I...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Five: String Theory
Adam wanted a pizza with everything on it, but for that degree of flavor the pizzeria had to charge him extra for it. He willingly paid and they got to spinning the dough in the air. He even shared a...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Three Hundred Fifty Eight: Cell Phones
“Look out for that rhinoceros, she has been known to charge her enemies,” said the game warden in a hushed tone, “she doesn’t exactly screen her visitors.” “Oh, I was about to drive rings around her,”...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Four Hundred Twenty Five: Rhinoceroses
“Now this is one horn that you need an arm or a leg to play,” said the band leader, “otherwise you might crash it on the floor. The good news is that the issue is not as black and white as it seems,...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Six: Bumper Cars
“You’ll have to charge extra to compensate for the bump in crop damage,” said the farmer. “I’d steer clear of giving the customers a break, especially if you want to track your profits in the produce...
View ArticleSix Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty One: Batteries
“No need to be negative, I’m positive you’ll get a charge out of this roller coaster,” said the amusement park owner. “Sure, you need a dry sense of humor to counter the shock from the ride, but I...
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